ORGANIC COTTON, HEAVYWEIGHT TEE. IF YOU BUY THIS YOU ARE PART OF THE ARISTOCRACY AND WILL PROBABLY BE EATEN AS WELL.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Shirt length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Shirt width (chest) (inches) | 18 ½ | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |